Paul Lukas, of Uni Watch fame, rates the top 21 most livable cities based on sports uniforms. The Twin Cities rank 21st out of 21 (if he didn’t add/subtract bonus points for stadiums, Twin Cities uniforms actually rank slightly better than Arizona’s).
Lukas doesn’t bother explaining his reasoning for cities outside of the top five. The Vikings would score better last year, no doubt, prior to the uniform change that I documented here. My general apathy towards the Timberwolves prevents me from caring much what they look like, so no disagreement there. High marks for the Wild, and I agree though I still hate the nickname.
The Twins’ ranking is a little perplexing. but my guess would be dropping the alternate blue (softball) jerseys and the vests would net another star. Returning to the red caps full time would be worth another half star in my opinion, and making stirrup socks with a “TC” logo mandatory may just make the perfect uniform.