The following is an actual conversation between myself and Brandon (not his real name), a 5th grader, in the hallway at his school.
Scot: Does your family celebrate Christmas?
Brandon: Yes. We have presents and all of that stuff…
Scot: Well, have a great Christmas!
Brandon: I will….do you celebrate Christmas?
Scot: Yes I do.
Brandon: Are you sure you don’t celebrate Hanukkah?
Scot: Pretty sure.
Brandon: That’s funny, because you look like you celebrate Hanukkah.
Scot: (Somewhat taken aback due to his rather obvious Swedish heritage) Have you ever met anyone that celebrates Hanukkah?
Brandon: No, I just thought you looked like you may celebrate Hanukkah.